Sock Thief

Today will be an epic day. Why? Well, when I do laundry I fold everything then match my socks at the end...logical right..right. Well anyway this morning I started matching my socks, and usually there are like 2 or 1 sock that is left with out its mate. Its tragic. So I end up adding them to my collection on top of my cable box in my room. Currently I have 3. Two white Under Aumor socks, and no they dont match trust..two different prototypes, and a white puma sock..that goes a little past your ankle...and the puma is pink. 1. I never wear socks that go over the entire ankle..its like be shackled in prison..HORRIBLE. 2. I wouldnt get the light pathetic color of pink the puma is. So I have no flipping idea where this sock came from...which leads me to believe it will always be on top of my cable box.

I love socks! I do, and I lvoe taking other peoples socks. Going home is probably one of the best feelings. A. I get to see my dog cooper (only the best animal EVER) B. I get to see my mommy (I a major mammas girl) C. I get to take socks! There is something about taking my sisters socks that make me happy. So as I was matching my socks today..i think i matched 3 sets of puma socks..white blow the ankle with a black puma that arent mine. They are either Em's or Car's but i dont care. I go into their rooms all the time and say hey those are nice looking socks..white...clean looking..atletic..and most importanlty below the ankle. I just snatch them up..and they are flipping amaizng..they make my feet sing and rejoice. Just knowing that these socks on my feet are great looking and not techinally mine. I have a sock problem I see a pair of socks I like..I will probably take them.

Now I would NEVER steal socks from a store or a friend..just family members...there is something about taking my sisters socks that they paid for and that they think mysteriously disappear all the time so they buy more just to repeat the process again that makes its soo amazing. I think everyone should try it. So go ahead next time you are home take ur sisters, or bothers. hell even ur parents socks. Wear them and then you will see the amazing feeling of being a sock thief.