Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Radom facts about...MWAH

First I would love to say dont you love how when you read people status' on facebook that you can tell that they are pissed. The best part is when you know they are about you. You already made it clear that you are upset with that person why must we find the need to take it to that next level on facebook to publicize it even more? just a thought

Random Facts about MEEEE

I love the color Orange
I am a severe bed and cover hog...so if you dont like it dont sleep with me
I sometimes talk in my sleep
I may act like im ignoring someone but really im paying attention to everything
Im a very shy person at first.
I love to watch people and just listen rather than talk and engage in the conversation
I dont really like to drink alcohol..i will but it cant taste like alcohol
I call my dog Baby Jesus, because he peed on baby Jesus two Christmases ago
I love Ginger ale
My favorite smell is Pumpkin and Vanilla
I hate the snow
I love to shit, I feel that it should be considered an Olympic sport
My mom secretly got me hooked on loving sheep too
Hamburgers with cheese are God Sent
I hate the cold and snow and winter so im moving down south
I hate to spend money, it scares me to death
My cousin Marissa is the best person ever
I want a son named Bentley (and not becuz that stupid show 16 and preggers)
My dog has a cow spotted wink
I love Tie Dye and Peace Signs
Sneakers and sweats are the way to my heart
I love to talk in the "cooper Voice"
People think im extremely weird and i LOVE that
Im obcessed with the movies cars and blind side
I love my devoted readers of my blogs, like Sophie and Lynn
When i fall asleep at night i make up stories in my head to help me get to sleep..i envision the good the bad and the ugly
I have a huge birthmark on my thigh and im extremely embarrassed about it
I sometimes like to pretend im an animal
I love to cuddle..with anything
In my past i loved to stand on a table and sing the shakin my bum song
I also talked to a tiger tale when i was younger, telling it stories from all over the land
My best friend is Jess
Im severely afraid of the dark
Im very competitive
I like to say the first thing that comes to my mind..it gets me in trouble sometimes and weird looks
Im horrible at math
I want to be a police officer so i can carry a gun WOOT WOOT(thats not the only reason)
I love running up to someone farting on them and saying Happy Thanksgiving
sometimes i like to think my dog is a meerekat sp?
Blue eyes are the best thing in the world...and i will marry someone with blue eyes so i can have blue eyed babies :D lol
I a royal bitch, if i dont like you you WILL know I pride myself in being a bitch as well
Im addicting to texting...like really badly..and im okay with that

For now this is enough..if you would like more..or a different kind of random facts about me please comment and i will be sure to accommodate you :D

PEACE

Sunday, December 26, 2010

The Day after christmas!

Christmas, what a lovely holiday. Most spend it with family, watching children tearing into presents and eating lots and lots of unnecessary food. Its a great holiday mainly because its Baby Jesus (Pronounced Hey Zeus) < hahahahhahha. But it also is great to most because it brings families together. What happens after all that dazzle and fun is over? The day after Christmas becomes just another ordinary day. A day where everyone recuperates from the stress, the over eating, and being with the relatives that made you realize why you only see them once a year. We have the giant hype for Christmas day, some decorating the day after Thanksgiving, and others just talking and talking about the arrival of Christmas. When the day finally arrives, everyones faces light up and laughter can be heard all over, but the day after....is as quiet as ever. Just another day, a day for kids to play with their new toys and parents to relax before heading back to work. Doesn't really make sense to have all that hype for one day, for the next to just be back to nothing again. Everyone seems to lose their holiday spirit the day after christmas. Its like whats the use, the day came and went...its sad JESUS was born and we just throw him in the dumpster like a prom baby the day after...sad sad sad.

Whelp, i best get back to playing my PS3 now...LOL..
PEACE

Saturday, December 18, 2010

What makes you Happy?

As 2010 winds down, and the air gets colder and small children get greedier greedier, ask yourself this question, What makes you happy? Is it your family, your friends, you significant other, yourself, your job, a combination of all these things and more? That seems like a no brainer question, but look at your list (I know there is more than one thing on it) How many superficial items do you have on your list that you consider to make you happy. Now think about things you take for granted, its a long list too huh? I even bet that you never really think about that either.

For example, a guy i work with recently had an abscessed tooth..it was bad caused him to get really sick, be in a lot of pain and have a giant bubble type thing around his mouth. It was really infected and he was in unbearable pain. I asked him a simple question, Why dont you go to the dr, im sure they can fix that up quickly. He looked at me and said i would if i had insurance or could pay for it. That statement made me think. Here i am asking a simple question that i would never need to ask myself to someone else. I have insurance i have eye, dental, medical i have all of it. I dont even know the last time i went to the dr. Apparently i have like a check up a year or something like that, but i never go. I think the last time i was actually in it for me was when i was 16 for my physical for my drivers permit. Im 21 years old and still have insurance thru my father and I havent been to the dr since then. I go to the dentist twice a year, never think about it, i go to the eye doctor once a year never think about it. And here i am probably made him feel kinda like shit with that question cuz he doesnt have the money or insurance to go and get his pain alleviated. 

Think about those who are hurting this holiday season because their loved one(s) are over seas, in another state, fighting a war etc etc and cant spend the holidays with them. Its sad..and those of us who are not in that predicament probably never think twice about it....so think about what makes you happy and then think about what you take for granted...maybe your list will change for the better.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Chinese and Blindside...what more could be better

Just ordered me some Chicken Lo Mein from Fuji and Jade...soo good and for some reason i have been on a huge kick of it! Blind side comes on at 10 im soo pumped that is my FAVORITE movie...whats missing..lots of things but this is great for now! I love how the apt is all quiet, no annoyance just quiet and relaxing. The Steelers won today that was an added bonus!!!!!!

In Other news....This weekend was AMAZING. Great freinds, great drinks, great memories..great everything all around. Sure do miss that!!!! It was epic and everyone played a part in the epic weekend. So thank you all you wonderful souls who made this weekend extraordinary! THis coming week i have no finals, just work. So i plan on laying around not doing a damn thing just enjoying doing nothing not having to get up early just being wonderful! I love life at this particular moment in time.

only thing missing is my coop coop and my cuddler and it would be set. Okay imma wait till the asian man gets here so he can talk to me and i have absolutely no flippin idea what hes saying to me! and then watch Blind Side to end this perfect weekend!

Peace

Thursday, December 9, 2010

I can see the stress rolling off

Today is an Epic day my friends....a VERY epic day! Today was my LAST Philosophy Class that i will ever take..that class was like a serial killer who killed babies...WRONG! I just handed in my Final, and notebook...lets just keep our fingers crossed that i receive at least a C! In other news...im officially done with other classes EXCEPT for my policing class...which...i have a minor short quiz tomorrow that if you have a B in the class you dont really need to take it..but i am cuz im a good student! I just love this feeling, the feeling of freedom..not being tied down by the ridiculous demands of Penn State..and how their only goal in life is NOT to educate,but ot steal your money and make you feel like a crazy prisoner that belongs to Penn State Forever!

In Other news, im officially a bitch..and i LOVE IT!!!!!!! Also, the one the only and the amazing Carrie is flying from South Carolina to PA today, and then we are partying like theres no tomorrow!!! This should be intreststing...ALSO..why do people feel the need to make out while sitting in the hub like really..fucking go back to your dorm you over sexed fuckers!
Last night i had a RIDIC nose bleed, it was more like watery then blood, and it was everywhere. It covered my face, neck hands, i looked like i just killed someone..it was crazy..and now my throat is a little off...and my nose is stuffy...poor me :D

OKay well imma just veg out..maybe go get something to eat..walmart later possibly McDOnalds for dinner to celebrate the wonderful news that Philosophy is over..but who knows. Peace out my wonderfuls!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Im a bitch

I'm a Bitch im  Lover im a child im a mother im a sinner im a saint.....

yeah thats right..im a bitch, and im fucking proud to be one. This blog is a representation of my thoughts, my emotions (At the time and not) my life and ME. I will speak my mind. For those of you who do not know me really well..if i have something to say, im going to say it and im NOT going to sugar coat it. I dont care if your Jesus imma tell it how i feel/see it/etc. I dont like being persuaded either...ur opinion is urs and mine is mine..you can tell me your opinion ill galdly listen but do not try and change my opinion..K thanks!


If you dont like my words..then FUCK OFF :D

Thanks to my devoted readers who stick with me thru thick and thin...cuz you all love hearing how it really is.
Peace out :D

Monday, December 6, 2010

Random Thoughts Of Beth

SOo...i decided for this blog i would put down the random thoughts that i thought of today (12/6/2010) Everyday i think the most random thoughts and i thought i should share them..becuase i know we all do it..so here is the thoughts i thought today! Enjoy!!!

"I think my TA is anorexic"

“I think my professor could pass for Hitler”
“Holy balls face is it cold, I think my nose is gonna bleed”
“why did my house call me, Am I in trouble”
" Howard has a beer gut..i bet he was skinner when he was younger..but mad he has a gut. His sweaters do a great job at hiding it Good job Mrs. Smith"
"Ugh this guy next to me smells like wet sweaty old feet with a hint of electrocution"
“Ugh I feel like I need to drop a big shit”
“Who wears cowboy boots and tucks their Jeans into them…Loser”
“Sometimes I really wonder about Asians”
“GAHH why does everyone have Beats by dre Over ears but me”
“Maybe I should get a North Face Jacket, they look really warm and everyone and their brother wears them here”
“UGG boots are the most disgusting thing ever…they remind me of mules for some reason”
“AWW Cata just told me happy holiday’s that makes me feel a tad loved by Cata”
“Eww that Asain is wearing the same under Armor Gloves I am”
“Hey that car looks like Jess’s Mommys car…I miss them”
“That girl is one cheeseburger away from obese..wow did I just think that..im a bitch”
“ Look the Pointe..i hate that place..its hell. Sometimes I wish I cold burn it down”
“Hmmm..shelly isn’t at work again…HMMM”
“OMG this is the by far WORST smelling shit I have ever shitted out of my ass…God this is gross.”
“I need more hand soap its running out, very quickly’
“Uhhh not even the Fabreez air Effects can cover this stench….i sprayed it four times. Ill leave my door open so it can waft out of my room to the rest of the apt to air it out”
“I dotn want to go to work, I should pay someone to work for me”
“OH crap I need to email that boy so he can do my test for me”
“hmm surprisingly Gloria looks nice in that shirt”
“I think pat just shit her brains out in the Bathroom shes been in there forever,”
“Bahhahha oh yeah thats what she did..with that face shes making LOL”
“ Ed Pisses me off sometimes”
“Ugh I have to work with Jess tonight”
“Hey this package is from Lousiville KY, that’s Jess…I miss her”
“Wonder if Lindsay knows Black and Brown doesn’t really match”
“WING NIGHT TONIGHTTTTTT”
“Wow my face is fat..i have a double chin..its gross im fat…”
“ I should check into exercises for chin fat”
“ Is it 6:00 yet”
“ HAHAH chris didn’t get written up but Jess did”
“ My apt stinks…like ass”
“ I think they burn the chicken they were cooking”
“I hate Christmas Movies, but that’s what my roommate is watching”
“ I kinda do want to go to wing night..but I want wings soo imma go”
“ I need to really get on the ball with that PS3”

Sunday, December 5, 2010

What Do You Do?

What do you do when you want to fix something, or something has gone wrong, and you have no idea how to fix it but want to fix it more than anything. What do you Do?

What do you do when you lost someone you love and all you want to do is rewind time. Go back to that place in time when it was wonderful with that person. What do you do?

What do you do when your best friend in the whole world is going through a rough time and you dont know how to get the right words out to comfort them? Or what do you do when you want to get them help, but you just have no idea what to do. What do you do?

What do you do when you see someone stealing from a store? what do you do?

What do you do when your world has become a rainstorm and you have no idea where the umbrella is? what do you do?

Everyday people encounter obstacles that the answer isnt as clear as we would like it to be. What do you do when times get rough...or you just dont know how to help a friend out? what do you do in situations that aren't favorable?