"I think my TA is anorexic"
“I think my professor could pass for Hitler”
“Holy balls face is it cold, I think my nose is gonna bleed”
“why did my house call me, Am I in trouble”
" Howard has a beer gut..i bet he was skinner when he was younger..but mad he has a gut. His sweaters do a great job at hiding it Good job Mrs. Smith"
"Ugh this guy next to me smells like wet sweaty old feet with a hint of electrocution"
“Ugh I feel like I need to drop a big shit”
“Who wears cowboy boots and tucks their Jeans into them…Loser”
“Sometimes I really wonder about Asians”
“GAHH why does everyone have Beats by dre Over ears but me”
“Maybe I should get a North Face Jacket, they look really warm and everyone and their brother wears them here”
“UGG boots are the most disgusting thing ever…they remind me of mules for some reason”
“AWW Cata just told me happy holiday’s that makes me feel a tad loved by Cata”
“Eww that Asain is wearing the same under Armor Gloves I am”
“Hey that car looks like Jess’s Mommys car…I miss them”
“That girl is one cheeseburger away from obese..wow did I just think that..im a bitch”
“ Look the Pointe..i hate that place..its hell. Sometimes I wish I cold burn it down”
“Hmmm..shelly isn’t at work again…HMMM”
“OMG this is the by far WORST smelling shit I have ever shitted out of my ass…God this is gross.”
“I need more hand soap its running out, very quickly’
“Uhhh not even the Fabreez air Effects can cover this stench….i sprayed it four times. Ill leave my door open so it can waft out of my room to the rest of the apt to air it out”
“I dotn want to go to work, I should pay someone to work for me”
“OH crap I need to email that boy so he can do my test for me”
“hmm surprisingly Gloria looks nice in that shirt”
“I think pat just shit her brains out in the Bathroom shes been in there forever,”
“Bahhahha oh yeah thats what she did..with that face shes making LOL”
“ Ed Pisses me off sometimes”
“Ugh I have to work with Jess tonight”
“Hey this package is from Lousiville KY, that’s Jess…I miss her”
“Wonder if Lindsay knows Black and Brown doesn’t really match”
“WING NIGHT TONIGHTTTTTT”
“Wow my face is fat..i have a double chin..its gross im fat…”
“ I should check into exercises for chin fat”
“ Is it 6:00 yet”
“ HAHAH chris didn’t get written up but Jess did”
“ My apt stinks…like ass”
“ I think they burn the chicken they were cooking”
“I hate Christmas Movies, but that’s what my roommate is watching”
“ I kinda do want to go to wing night..but I want wings soo imma go”
“ I need to really get on the ball with that PS3”
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